Quotes from Like a Virgin

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Grams to Jack & Jen: "And how long have you two been married?"

Dawson: "It was the weirdest thing, though. She was like this perfect girl. One minute she's sitting right next to me, the next minute, gone."
Pacey: "You know, usually when I have moments like that I have to change the sheets afterwards."

Pacey: "Dawson Leery and Joey Potter have been apart for months now. In fact, a whole summer has passed, and the whole world is waiting to figure out what's going to happen."
Dawson: "Perhaps the whole world hasn't heard me the last fifty-thousand times that I've said it. It's over."
Pacey: "Yeah, sure it's over, 'til she speaks to you."

Dawson: "I think I'm having a religious experience."

Pacey to Dawson: "At some point during this year, you, my friend, are going to get laid."

Dawson: "What do you think the likelihood of a woman with that degree of experience and sexual liberation is going to regard seriously the interest of someone that hasn't even taken his PSATs?"
Pacey: "I'd say about the same as the chances of her being here in your living room."
Eve: "Hey, Dawson."
Dawson: "Hey. Um, what are you d... um, sorry, how did you, um... did you just...?"
Pacey: "This is all over-excited-teenage-male for, 'How did you get in?'"

Jen: "Don't let yourself become another cookie-cutter blonde size 4 rah-rah-sis-bam-boom mindless soulless spineless wench. Screw these auditions, screw cheerleading, and screw Belinda McGovern."

Eve: "You're a virgin, aren't you Dawson?"
Dawson: "What comes before virgin?"

Eve: "Dawson, I have only known you for 48 hours, but I think it's safe to say, you have got to stop living from the neck up."

Pacey: "Never underestimate the kindness of strippers."

Joey: "I'm probably the last person you want to see."
Dawson: "You're a lot of things, Joey, but you're never the last person I want to see."

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