Quotes from A Weekend in the Country

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Joey: "Do your parents dance in the kitchen?"
Pacey: "My parents? No, they definitely don't dance in the kitchen."

Henry: "Tonight you and I are going to eat there."
Jen: "That's funny, because I don't recall being asked."
Henry: "You weren't. See, I've finally figured you out, Jen. When given the opportunity to say no, you do. So I'm not giving you the opportunity."
Jen: "But then you're also not giving me the opportunity to say yes."
Henry: "Would you? Say yes?"
Jen: "Probably not."

Joey: "Dawson, I do toilets and I do windows. I draw the line as faux perkiness."

Pacey to Dawson: "If you want to tear somebody's head off, why don't you try the guy that sired you."

Bess: "Does he look like he's having a good time?"
Joey: "Does a lemon ever look like it's having a good time?"

Mitch to Pacey: "What makes you care so much?"

Jen: "It's gorgeous."
Dawson: "It's pollution."

Dawson: "The only thing more beautiful than Jen Lindley is the reality behind her magic."

Grams: "You know you love someone when you can spend the entire night just sitting by the fire watching them sleep."

Pacey: "Do you think it's actually possible to smell snow?"

Joey: "You're the best fake guests a girl could ask for. But really, you can all go home now. Mr. Fricke, I'm really sorry this has been such a horrendous experience. I realize it's no five star B&B, but I'm pretty sure my mother would have loved it."

Mr. Fricke: "The heat didn't work last night, but this is one of the warmest places I've ever stayed."

Jen: "Who are you, Henry Parker?"

Jen to Grams: "Did you mix your red pills with your blue ones today?"

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