Quotes from Valentine's Day Massacre

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Dawson: "This is a shining example of why friends should not teach friends to drive stick."

Joey to Dawson: "If Pacey insists on being the devil on your shoulder then the least I can do is be the angel on the other."

Kate: "This place is hilly."

Pacey: "Do you have any idea how exhausting it is to exist on your periphery? To witness this perpetual dance that you two have? One week you're soulmates, the next week you're giving eachother up for the greater good. I mean, do you think it's possible that sometime soon you could make up your mind? Please? And the reverence that you two treat this little saga of yours with is enough to make a guy want to puke."

Jen: "What is it about hospitals always serving Jello? Do they think it has some sort of miraculous healing power?"

Doug: "Is she pretty?"
Pacey: "Yeah, she is pretty. She is very very pretty. She's actually the... that kind of pretty that gives you butterflies. You know what I mean?"
Doug: "Oh, yeah. Never lose the butterflies."
Pacey: "What?"
Doug: "You know, that's maybe what sucks most about getting older. Somewhere along the line you lose the butterflies."

Pacey: "What you're really saying, then, is that given the highly dysfunctional nature of our relationship, this is actually how you express concern for me."
Joey: "You gotta learn to read between the banter, Pacey."

Pacey: "Congratulations, Potter, we are finally getting somewhere."

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