Quotes from Stolen Kisses


Pacey: "Beware of McPhee's bearing too much luggage."

Gale: "Dawson's sixteen now, and a big bundle of precocious angst."

Gwen: "Ah, friend of Pacey's. Not a good sign."

Pacey: "Joey, get in bed. And while you're at it, get over yourself."

Joey: "Pacey, get your butt away from me."
Pacey: "My butt wants nothing to do with your butt."

Dawson: "I'm starting to forget why."
Joey: "Why what?"
Dawson: "Why we're not together."

Andie: "Might I have found the hustler in a contemplative moment?"

Gale: "If nothing else, I am your friend."
Mitch: "If we were such good friends, wouldn't we be married right now?"

Jen: "All right, Shelly, that's it, get your boobs away from him!"
Shelly: "What is your problem?"
Jen: "This is my boyfriend that you're fawning all over and I don't appreciate it."
Shelly: "Why didn't you tell me?"
Jen: "Because I have issues, okay."
Shelly: "Clearly."
Jen: "Listen, the point is, is that he's not yours, he's mine, and I have looked all over the place for one like him and I'm not giving him up without a fight. So, should you choose to continue draping yourself all over him like the slutty wench that you are, you and me, we're gonna throw down. Happy now? I'm jealous."

Pacey: "When you like somebody, proximity is a good thing, regardless of how they feel about you, or don't, as the case may be."

Pacey: "Joey, I'm going to kiss you now."
Joey: "You can't..."
Pacey: "Jo, you can't say something like that to me and expect me not to kiss you. So that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to kiss you in about ten seconds. And if you don't want me to kiss you... well, if you don't want me to, I guess, then you're just going to have to stop me."

Pacey: "I think maybe I should head inside and sing myself some more karaoke. 'Cause Lord knows, that's what I want to be doing right now, is singing myself some karaoke."

Joey: "It was just a mistake."
Gwen: "Something tells me that when you kiss a boy, it's not a mistake."

Pacey: "Just thinking that now would be a good time to start up that debilitating drug habit I always wanted."

Henry: "If I die tomorrow, so be it. At least I die knowing my biggest dream came true."
Jen: "What's that?"
Henry: "Seeing you in lingerie."

Pacey: "When I was kissing you tonight, I don't think that I've ever felt better or worse at one time in my entire life."


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