Quotes from None of the Above
DAWSON: You know what else I hate about television? They always cut to commercial at the best part.
EVE: The apple was a metaphor. This is the real thing.
PACEY: Hello, Mr. Dock.
DAWSON: How can you be so relentlessly cynical?
EVE: How can you be so profoundly naive?
PACEY: Remind me why we just did that again.
DAWSON: Because if we're gonna beat the crap out of each other, it should at least be over a chick.