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Henry: "Jen Lindley, her voice is the sweetest music, her very name is fire in my loins."

Jen: "You know, this whole thing just started as a bad joke, an excuse to get out biology. But do you see what it's turned into? I have pranced around in front of this entire school at pep rallies without even knowing what the hell pep is. I have listened to clack and prattle about car washes, dance-a-thons and dog-sitting until I think I'm gonna puke up my homemade spirit cookies. And despite the itch I am getting on my ass from this polyester molest-me skirt I've done it all with a smile on my face. But you know what, ladies? The smile is gone. I'm sorry, but there is no way I'm going to be sold off like some harem girl to the highest bidder. Everyone has a limit and I've reached mine. I quit."

Joey to Pacey: "Stick out your own thumb, you sexist toad."

Joey: "You must be lost. Bimbo cove is up the creek right past brainless bay."

Dawson: "This is so important to me, but if I do it it's gonna kill him."
Joey: "I hate to break it to you, but according to Freud, that's exactly what sons are supposed to do."

Jack: "What's wrong?"
Andie: "Nothing's wrong. Why should anything be wrong?"
Jack: "Because you're sitting in the stairwell of a public high school, and unless you're smoking or making out it's a cause for concern."

Dawson: "So, tell me the truth. Is this all my fault?"
Jen: "In a word, yes."

Henry: "Try and find the homo now!"

Jen to Henry: "Come here, freshman."

Joey: "True Love?"
Pacey: "Yeah, it's my girl's name. It's kinda high on the schmaltz factor, huh?"
Joey: "Acutely. But sweet."

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