Quotes from Coming Home


Joey: After this trip, if I never eat another thing that breathes through gills again, it'll be too soon.

Joey: You never really suggested skipping our senior year entirely.
Pacey: Just what would we be missing from the land of poorly scripted melodramas, huh? Recyled plot-lines, tiresome self-realizations... you throw in the occasional downward spiral of a dear friend and maybe a baby here and a death there and all you've really got is a recipe for some soul-sucking, mind-numbing, ennui. And I, for one, could skip it.

Jen: Dawson, please, no pictures. I look awful.
Dawson: Well, now you're gonna look awful for posterity.

Jen: Andie, let's face it, your sex life this summer has been an episode of Abstinence in the City.

Gretchen to Pacey: Nice hair, loser.

Joey: We're not talking about it.
Jen: With my experience with that particlar yes or no question, "no" means no, and "we're not talking about it" means you did it.
Joey: You got me. We did it. All day, all night, 24-7. Are you aware that there are at least 38 known differing sexual positions? 42 if you're flexible enough.
Jen: Okay, it's none of my business.

Dawson: Welcome to the Leery house, where it's deja screw all over again.

Gretchen: Doug wakes me up every morning at morning dust-bustering the kitchen. It's like living with Felix Unger on crack.

Pacey: Well, as they say in non-dysfunctional families: welcome home, Gretchen.

Dawson: You don't choose what you love, it chooses you.


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