Quotes from Four Stories


Jen: What if I had gotten pregnant, we had to drop out of school senior year to raise our illegitimate love-child?
Jack: Well, uh, then there would come a day when we would have to sit down and explain to our said love-child that mommy and daddy can't have sex unless daddy's thinking about Ryan Philippe.
Jen: Hey, don't think I wouldn't be thinking about him too.

Joey to Pacey: If you say I'm a woman now, I will projectile vomit on you.

Joey: You know, just when I think you're the antithesis of the typical male, there you are, dragging your knuckles with the rest of the primates.
Pacey: Well, you should never underestimate a primate's desire to hear about his abilities in the sack.

Joey: It was very nice.
Pacey: It was nice?
Joey: Yes.
Pacey: Nice, huh?

Joey: Pace, I'm glad I had sex, and I'm really glad I had sex with you.

Dawson: I like you.
Gretchen: Oh, God. Why?
Dawson: Because you're smart, you're funny, and you always know what to say to make me feel better.

Gretchen: You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
Dawson: No.
Gretchen: Good, keep it that way, 'cause the second you become aware of just how charming you are, you're gonna use your powers for evil.

Jen: Okay, what are you writing?
Tom: I'm taking notes.
Jen: Do I get a copy?
Tom: No.

Jen: I don't think that I'm the kind of person that benefits from therapy, I feel as though I'm relatively self-aware.
Tom: Yes, well, teenagers often confuse knowledge with wisdom.

Dawson: "Mr. Leery, this is the money with which one achieves greatness, so don't go blowing it on women and booze. But should that be your choice, make sure it's great women and great booze."

Dawson: You're my best friend. You always were. No matter where you are, no matter where your life may take you, and no matter who you're with...
Joey: ...you'll always have a piece of my heart.
Dawson: Something like that.

Dawson to Joey: I'm asking you if you slept with Pacey.

Joey: No, I have not slept with Pacey.


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