Quotes from Two Gentlemen of Capeside
Grams: I'm hereby putting a 48-hour cap on your melancholy.
Jen: You can't cap my melancholy.
Grams: Watch me.
Jen: Two things. First of all, I absolutely refuse to make out with you, an second of all, there's a distinct possibility that I'll puke.
Jen: You could just forget about the world out here.
Pacey: Yeah, you could almost forget that your girlfriend's spending the entire afternoon with her ex-soulmate.
Jen: Pacey, you know, I am probably the last person on earth you should be out here with.
Pacey: Oh, that's not true. Ever seen Dougie in a Speedo?
Grams: That boat is a thing, a replaceable thing. This young man risked his life to save my granddaughter, and the fact that you can't appreciate his courage explains to me why you've lived alone for all these years in that God-forsaken house, and if I find out that you let him dip into his college fund I will personally kick your shriveled old butt.
Joey to Pacey: Can you do me a favor? You know, in the future, when you're dealing with life and death matters, remember that you're thinking for two.
Jen: Drue Valentine in Capeside. God help us all.
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