Quotes from The Unusual Suspects
Jack: Jen, open the door!
Jen: Oh, I'm still asleep and this is a dream in which you're a heterosexual.
Joey: Hi, Doug.
Doug: Hey.
Joey: Take care of this punk for me, will ya? See if maybe you can't straighten him out a little bit?
Pacey: Straight isn't a really big part of Doug's vocabulary.
Doug: Yeah, that's funny. Hurry up, we gotta get going.
Drue: Must be weird.
Jack: What?
Drue: Being selfless.
Dawson: Aren't you guys working this whole, like, NYPD Blue angle a little bit hard?
Jen: Kids like Molly and myself tend towards the easier alternative, the one with the least opportunity for embarassment rather than glory.
Jack: Huh.
Jen: Unless of course...
Jack: Unless of course, what?
Jen: You get us really pissed off.
Molly: Just wait until I'm seventeen and hot. He'll regret messin' with me.
Doug to Pacey: I want you to listen to me very closely, because I'm only go to say this one time. If you ever, in your life, care about anything as much as I care about being an officer in this town, I will be shocked. If you ever, in your life, are as good at anything as I am at being an officer in this town, I will be shocked. And if you ever, in your life, presume to judge me again, so help me God I will beat the ugly right out of you.
Doug: Well, Mike, the guy in the back's not a perp, he's my little brother.
Mike: How goes it, Junior Witter?
Pacey: It's been better.
Pacey: What you do, it matters as much, if not more than any job I'll ever be able to hold down.
Doug: Well, that's interesting, considering yesterday you didn't think it mattered at all.
Pacey: Well, now I think it matters. I mean, I know it matters to Mike. I know it matters to some dumb kid you're gonna keep from killing all his friends in a car wreck when you pull him over for speeding and scare the crap out of him, and I'm guessing that it probably matters in a million other subtle ways that I, with the subtlety of an elephant in an antique shop, will never ever notice.
Pacey: I gotta tell you, Dawson, when you told me you'd never be able to trust me again, that was probably amongst the top five worst moments in my life.
Dawson: When I walked onto my back porch and saw you and Joey, that was my worst. Number one with a bullet.
Pacey: Do you think it's possible that someday I could convince you that maybe I'm the type of person that you could trust again?
Dawson: I would like to believe that it is.
Pacey: I gotta try. I'm not ready to give up on you.
Dawson: Doesn't work out? We'll just kill each other.
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