Quotes from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dawson: Wow.
Gretchen: Wow, look at the hidden treasure I've unearthed, or, wow, there's eighty-seven minutes of my life I'd like back?
Jen: Will.
Jack: Grace.
Dawson: You can play the curmudgeon all you want, A.I. Brooks, but you can't fool me.
Mr. Brooks: Well, that's a load off.
Gretchen: Dawson is one of those rare guys who can somehow make popcorn and a rented video seem like an event.
Pacey: Have you thought about hiring an escort, because from I'm told you can't take me anywhere.
Joey: I called around, but they're all out of socially presentable male-meat.
Gretchen: Film-making will provide you with everything that a young man could ever want or need. Now a three-picture deal with Columbia and a spot just high enough on the Premiere power list, to bag yourself one of the girls of the WB.
Dawson: Moments like this it becomes glaringly obvious just how related to Pacey you really are.
Joey: You're grinning like an idiot.
Pacey: Yeah, I know, I can't help it.
Joey: Why?
Pacey: Because... I'm the only guy at this party who gets to walk in with Audrey Hepburn on his arm.
Dawson: Mr. Brooks!
Mr. Brooks: What?
Dawson: Would you like to come inside?
Jack: I didn't realize you still had those kind of dreams about me.
Jen: More nog?
Jack: Sure, love some more nog.
Mr. Brooks: I did yell at the kid, but that's before I got to know him. I realized he's not an idiot, just a nuisance.
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